Alfie

Some members may remember the film Alfie, starring Michael Caine in the title role as a smooth, fast-talking cockney puller of women, but Rainham had its own Alfie. He reigned as a local goal scorer, became one of the biggest all time run scorers at Rainham Cricket Club and is now a successful golfer at Gillingham Golf Club.

I first remember Alfie Fisher as a schoolboy playing football on Rainham Recreation Ground during the school holidays, a fourteen-year-old striker closing down on my goal with a white plastic ball at his feet as I came out to meet him. He was quiet, light on his feet and had the ability to score goals. In those days he wasn’t famous for his sherbets (a slang term for alcoholic drinks, usually a Brown Ale and Bitter in Alfie’s case) but more for his goal-scoring prowess. Like most natural sportsmen he had a good eye for the ball and this is what I noticed about him when I first saw him play football and cricket.

I was asked to guest for Stockbury Cricket Club as a fifteen-year-old and Alfie accompanied me on his bike. We arrived at the ground behind the Stockbury Village Hall to play against Swale and opened the batting. I got out cheaply on an awful wicket but Alfie stuck it out with characteristic grit and made 30. The quiet boy had a sound defensive technique of placing his bat in front of his left pad and playing off the front foot. He was an immediate hit for the village club.

After several matches for Stockbury, Alfie totally disappeared from the local cricket scene and instead concentrated on his football. After making an impact for Eastcourt United in the Kent Amateur League by scoring two goals on his debut he ended up at Tonbridge where he scored many more goals for the Kent club.

Alfie decided to make a cricket comeback in the late seventies for Rainham. By now a familiar figure in the drinking houses of Rainham, married and a father of two children, the future run machine of Rainham began turning out for Rainham Second XI, just for a bit of fun on the weekends. In 1980 he was soon scoring the odd twenty with 28 against Davington Priory and 26 against Newington. Being naturally competitive, his scores began to increase and inevitably he soon found himself in the First XI for whom he scored a very commendable 51 against Chatham Nomads in 1981. The following season he did even better with a very good 86 against the same side. These periodic successes suddenly became the norm in 1984 as the local goal scorer instead became a local run scoring sensation by hitting no less than 2,000 runs in the season, the most runs ever scored in a season by an individual for Rainham Cricket Club. His achievements included 123 against Charing, 122 against Davington Priory and 90 against Harvel. The run marvel Alfie had not only made his mark at Rainham but also on the local cricket scene as his name made almost weekly headlines on the sports pages of the Chatham News.

Inevitably other clubs viewed the Rainham run machine as a more than useful acquisition and the Rainham opener was soon turning out for Old Anchorians in the East Kent League and the Gore Court midweek XI. The cricketing “rags to riches” scenario became reality for Alfie as he piled up the runs for Anchorians, but his social life was important and his heritage as a Rainham boy came first, so when Rainham joined the Gravesend & Dartford League Alfie was soon back with his old club, scoring 52 in the final league game against Cray Darts to help Rainham secure the championship in 1987.

From the late 1980s until the mid 1990s Alfie became a regular opening force with Keith Morris and they became an essential part of the Rainham successes of the 1990s with their big first wicket stands. Their successful partnerships must rank them as one of the most successful opening pairs in the history of the club. They also formed a fearsome partnership in the bar, opening the drinking on many occasions in post-game sessions as Alfie developed a reputation of putting away his sherbets with much the same efficiency as he scored runs.

Although Alfie never took on any official positions within the committee, he did periodically captain the First XI successfully and proved to be a wily and astute captain.

In 1990 Alfie got into the record books again when he was involved in a record opening partnership of 284 with Steve Day against Bexley in a match where four players scored centuries. This record partnership still stands today. In 1993 he scored two centuries on the same weekend with 133 not out against Teynham & Lynsted and 111 not out against Bexley Hospital. In 1995 he scored two consecutive centuries of 126 against Chatham Nomads and 106 against Betsham on consecutive weekends.

Alfie continued piling up the runs for Rainham until the 1997 season, then decided to give up the game in favour of golf as old football injuries were affecting his knees and therefore his mobility in the field. His last recorded big score was 90 against New Ifield for the Second XI in 1997.

Since becoming a Rainham run making wonder Alfie has moved on to greater things in life, has seen his son Ray and daughter Becky grow up and move away, has escaped the Sheerness Steel mill once and for all and periodically spends time abroad with his wife Maggie, where he can work on his golf and has time to recall his past cricketing memories. He may not have been a Michael Caine but Alfie could certainly score runs and put away those sherbets.

David Wood 2005