Nick The Destroyer

Like a local version of the terminator he is widely feared on the cricket field, can hit and throw a cricket ball harder and further than any other club member, holds the record for the most centuries in the club and is only the second Rainham player to turn out for the county. His supporters would say he is more than human.

Nick Plumridge turned up at the club with his father Keith in 1988 as an aspiring fifteen-year-old bowler and coached batsman. Very quiet and well behaved, I first remember him bowling accurate medium pace at Headcorn. At the time I thought he lacked aggression but this has changed and he can be vociferous and aggressive as a bowler. Perhaps this is due to his experiences at the tough and renowned former Woodlands school - who knows? In league cricket he is a feared sight. Although he doesn’t possess a luminous red eye or a metallic internal structure (well, not as far as I know anyway...), his build and strength on the cricket field rivals any Arnold Schwarzenegger.

After being nurtured in the Second XI in 1989/90 he began to make a real name for himself during the 1991 season when the First XI did the league and cup double for the first time. He took 5-28 against Sharsted for the First XI, scored 50 for the Second XI against Castle and made many smaller contributions. His ability was soon widely recognized and he was snapped up by Dover, then a year later by Gore Court in the Kent County League. At around the same time he made several appearances for Kent Second XI and caused a sensation by bowling out future England batsman Marcus Trescothick for single figures against Somerset Second XI.

Not wishing to betray his home club, Nick continued to play for Rainham on Sundays and during the same period physically filled out to become a powerhouse similar to Darren Gough in physique. In 1994 this led to Nick scoring his maiden century against Detling with 153 not out, followed up the next day with 114 against Beckenham. With 6-38 against Holmesdale and 5-45 against Australian touring side Quokka, Nick began to develop a reputation as an aggressive and feared all-rounder. On the 1996 tour of Shropshire Nick was a particular hit with 103 against Llanfyllin, 68 against Knockin and 57 not out against Burbage. During the same season he took 8-27 against Willesborough for the Second XI – this was his best bowling analysis until 2002, somewhat ironic considering he was in fact bowling off breaks due to a foot injury at the time!

Although Nick was limited to Sunday and midweek cricket for Rainham he still managed to produce the goods. Probably his best and most mature innings during this period was his 112 not out against Sevenoaks Wednesday in 1998. He followed this up with a magnificent 152 not out against Harbledown and 99 not out against Tenterden in 1999.

During the famous 2000 millennium season, Nick played a crucial role in the Rainham championship winning team as he returned to the club on a full time basis. He took 38 wickets at an average of 10.47 in the league for which he won the league’s bowling award. He also contributed regularly with the bat and put in some very useful all-round performances with the best being against High Halstow with 98 not out and 3-32. During the same season he terminated Headcorn with sheer batting aggression, scoring 132 not out in an innings that included 22 fours and 4 sixes. He also punished Yalding with 5-32 and St Mary Cray with 5-32.

As well as being a hero, Nick could also be the villain and against Paddock Wood he made a big contribution to 41 no balls and wides. This could be partly excused as the broad shouldered, muscular armed and wide framed Nick had started to bulk up even further. This affected his knees because of the extra weight but strengthened his arms so much that when he threw the ball in from the boundary it often passed yards over my head behind the wicket and sometimes went for four overthrows off the first bounce. When he hit the ball while batting the ball seemed to travel with greater power and distance than previously. Nick literally didn’t realize his own strength.

With promotion to Division Three of the Kent League Nick decided to stay with Rainham and not play at a higher level. This was a good decision as the local destroyer ended up in eleventh position in the league batting averages with 496 runs (at an average of 45.9) and Rainham finished in sixth position in Division Three. During this season his destruction of the opposition wasn’t so widespread but he still smashed Gravesend for 142 not out in a devastating innings that included seven sixes and eight fours. He also hit Macknade for 100 in a partnership of 121 with Phil Bellars and destroyed Chestfield and Old Elthamians to the tune of 81 not out and 90 respectively. Nick was rapidly developing into a cricketing terminator as he destroyed everything in sight while at the wicket.

During the 2002 season, in which Rainham won promotion into the Kent League Division Two, Nick turned into an awesome local cricketing superstar. Not only did he single-handedly destroy Bexleyheath in the last league match of the season with 8-22, his best ever analysis for Rainham, but he also took more wickets during the season than any other league bowler, pushing ex Kent and England bowler Martin McCague into second position - a great feat for the local bowling hero. Further to this when he reached 94 in his innings of 118 against Whitstable he became the first ever Rainham player to score 1,000 runs and take 100 wickets in a season. He had so many successful individual performances during this season that even the greatest doubters began to think that his Herculean achievements were of superhuman proportions.

Aside from his Bexleyheath performance his highest score was 122 against Harbledown and his best all round display was 53 and 6-40 against Bapchild. He had so many other individual successes that he was almost a one man wonder in the side and the name Plumridge became familiar to those in the cricketing world each side of the Medway.

As in all situations, things don’t last forever and in 2003 Nick was struck down by injury early in the season and didn’t reappear until July. Although this inhibited his achievements he still had several good performances with the best being his 122 against Bearsted and 68 not out against Farningham as Rainham just failed to win promotion to Division One by one point.

Although Rainham struggled during the 2004 season Nick stood almost alone in some of the games, scoring 103 against Sibton Park, 74 against RACS, 4-34 against HSBC Bank, 6-33 against Farningham and 5-40 against Barbados Overseas. Rainham lost all of these games. However, his 81 not out and 4-37 against Walmer was vital in a match that Rainham had to win to avoid relegation.

Record breaker Nick is now firmly placed in the annals of local Rainham history and has the potential to take the title of greatest ever Rainham cricketer. Only time will tell if he achieves this. In the meantime many more teams will no doubt have to deal with the wrath and might of Nick the Destroyer.

David Wood 2005